Posted by Dan Ewert : 7/28/2004 02:08:00 PM (Archive Link)
Kabbalahtastic!

If you head on over to Target, you can get yourself some Kabbalah string. That’s $26 for a little bit of red yarn. Just imagine what a Kabbalah sweater would cost!

You ever wonder if the folks at Scientology are planning a counter-attack against the Kabbalah people. After all, this new pseudo-quasi-Jewish rite is eating up all the Hollywood celebrities who previously bowed down before L. Ron Hubbard. That means it’s also eating into Scientology’s publicity and profits. I propose a showdown in the form of an oil-wrestling match between Madonna and Kelly Preston. Alright, the ladies can have their own match of Ashton Kutcher vs. Tom Cruise.